Phua Chu Kang sex lesson

Aloysious: Why is making love so enjoyable?

PCK: Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable because, same like when you dig
your nose with your finger mah!

Aloysious: Oh I see, but do you think women enjoy sex more than men?

PCK: Of course women lah! When you dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?

Aloysious: Why do women hate it when they get raped?

PCK: Aiyah ! Say, you walk along the road, then someone come over and dig your nose, you like it or
not? Ehhh? Don’t pray pray ah!

Aloysious: Oh hahaha, correct. One more question, why is it a woman cannot have sex when she
is having her menses?

PCK: Oy!! If your nose is bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah! Use your brain, use your brainnn…

Aloysious: Why is it most men don’t like wearing condoms when they are making love?

PCK: Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not?
Not the same shiok feeling mah. Correct or not?

Aloysious: Correct. Uncle, why is making love always carried out in private?

PCK: Ah boyyyyy, use your brain, use your brainnnnn… you go and dig your nose in front of your
whole class is it?? Stupid lah!!

Aloysious: Wah… Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK: Aiyah…, “Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now,the whole world also ah!!!


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